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Rival Idiots [against Jerks] [revised version]

Politicians We Often Elector: Varying from Timid to Malicious, Including Legalistic Blunderers like Sir Keir Starmer and Outspoken, Ginger Firebrands such as Angela Rayner

Disarray among Foolish Individuals versus Obnoxious Persons (Revised Version)
Disarray among Foolish Individuals versus Obnoxious Persons (Revised Version)

Rival Idiots [against Jerks] [revised version]

In the political arena, leaders and personalities often face strong opinions and descriptive labels. Here's a snapshot of some contemporary figures and the ways they have been characterised.

Vladimir Putin, the Russian President, is known for his aggressive stance and controversial decisions. He is described as a "bullying, bullshitting, bare-chested bastard"; a "bloodthirsty butcher", a "swaggering war criminal", an "imperial kleptocrat", and a "Kremlin Knt". His KGB background has also been a topic of discussion, with the saying, "You can take the sshole out of the KGB, but you can't take the KGB out of the *sshole".

Across the English Channel, Boris Johnson, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, is known as "Thesaurus Rex", a hard-partying, pseudo-Churchillian, truth-bending, cakeist clusterf*ckwit.

On the other side of the Atlantic, Donald Trump, the former President of the United States, is referred to as the "American bald ego"; a changeable, orange, rabidly right-wing individual with a label of a "clusterf*ckwit". He has been accused of election-tampering and Putin-pandering.

In France, Emmanuel Macron is characterised as a Brussels-cheerleading, Marine Le Pen-baiting, Trump-whispering individual. He has also been called a "faux Napoleon" and a "sh*t-hole". On January 1, 2023, Élisabeth Borne took over as the Prime Minister (government chief) of France.

Nigel Farage, a prominent figure in British politics, is an EU-bashing, migrant-hating, mob-mobilising individual. He is often compared to mini-Trump and is recognized as a divisive demagogue, power-hungry populist, and a downright *sshole.

Angela Rayner, a British Labour Party politician, is a flame-haired Fabian with a history of dodging stamp duty. Sir Keir Starmer, the current Labour Party leader, is a left-ish, lawyerly individual with the label of a clusterf*ckwit.

Lastly, Xi Jinping, the Chinese President, is labeled as a Hong Kong-harrowing, Taiwan-threatening, Moscow-loving Maoist "sht-hole". J. D. Vance, an American author and political commentator, is labeled as a "sht-hole in waiting".

These descriptions offer a glimpse into the public's perception of these figures, but it's important to remember that these labels may not fully encapsulate the complexities of their personalities and political actions.

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