Schools Shut Down Indefinitely Amid Snowstorm's Onslaught
Storm Approaching: College Urges Caution and Preparation
A storm is predicted to hit the region in the coming week, as announced by the College's weather department. The predicted conditions are severe, with extreme temperatures and record-breaking wind speeds expected. To ensure safety, the College has recommended that students stay inside during the storm.
Amateur meteorologist Jane Connelly '27, a student at the College, has written an article about the approaching storm. In her article, she provides detailed insights into the predicted weather conditions and the potential dangers they pose.
While staying inside is the recommended course of action, it's important to note that looking outside or raising blinds during the storm could result in significant medical bills, as the expected precipitation may cause irreversible damage to the retina. The College has stated that they will not cover any medical bills related to the storm.
Elsewhere, the Thanksgiving break is described as increasingly unexciting and progressively dispiriting in an advice column written by Jane Connelly '27. The column suggests daydreaming about home cooked meals, barefooted showers, or sleeping as ways to romanticize the idea of home during the break.
Unfortunately, the search results do not contain information about a meteorologist described in Jane Connelly '27's article.
In other news, a Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony at Holy Cross caused distress for some attendees, leading to lawsuits. One unidentified plaintiff in the lawsuits against Holy Cross is a freshman. The details of the lawsuits have not been disclosed, but it is known that the event caused distress.
Jane Connelly '27 has also written an article about an unpleasant smell in her backpack caused by a rotting banana. The article provides tips on how to clean and deodorize a backpack effectively.
In a positive move, the College has announced that no assignments or exams will be issued until students feel familiar with the course material. This decision is aimed at reducing student stress and ensuring a better learning environment.
As always, stay safe and stay informed. More updates on the approaching storm will be provided as they become available.
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